Tracking Board Kills Newsroom, Jettisons Staff

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Yesterday the owner of The Tracking Board, producer Rock Shaink, Jr., whacked the newsroom and shut the site down. Editor-in-chief Jeff Sneider, chief film critic Drew McWeeny and film reporter Ed Douglas were made to kneel and then were decapitated in one fell swoop, crimson arterial blood spurting onto the sidewalk as their heads bounced and rolled and pedestrians ran screaming. Shaink used a freshly sharpened Arabian sword…whooshhh!

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